Now days you can get your black belt in dance-gymnastics and playing with toy swords! It’s called earning your XMA black belt. It is so super badass and emotional!! You get to bow even though XMA has nothing to do with Asian culture besides the crazy Asian dude who runsRead More →

By Lordus Sapiens — Currently Fighting at a “Koom-Me-Tay” in his buddy Bob’s back yard (you should see the trophy!) Frank Dux is one of the most famous martial arts frauds in the world, mostly because the movie Bloodsport was supposedly based on the real life exploits of “Grandmaster” Dux.Read More →

Jimmy, 6 years old, is going to test for his black belt and you better dang well expect him to pass…or else (angry parents)! He has never failed one promotion test ever, even that one time he completely forgot his form, and that one time he never broke a boardRead More →